Wimbledon Beekeepers' Association

I am a petite but dynamic figure. I seek impossible tasks during my lunch breaks, write award-winning thank you letters, and manage time efficiently. I am an expert in Belgium comic-books, a veteran in Amal carbs, and an outlaw in SW London. When bored I bake 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes...I feel no guilt when I eat them. I am houseproud, resourceful, organised - I know where I store those sticky plastic circles for torn paper holes. I am a private and independent citizen, yet I receive masses of junk mail. Ialways fold, not cut my peanut buter sandwiches. The laws of physics when commuting daily do not apply to me. I smile at people who dont remove price stickers from the bottom of their boots but loathe the sound of ice-cream vans. My bills are all paid on time and on weekends I teach my parrot full contact origami. I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.